Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Exciting Outline for Pornographic Movie Discovered


Three note cards were discovered inside a pornographic DVD sold to a retail outlet recently.  The cards, colored pink and purple, outlined the plot to an exciting pornographic film.  The photocopy above is shown to illustrate the frenzied handwriting of the artist in the throes of inspiration.  We know we are dealing with the real deal here--the note cards are a sure sign that our young auteur has read Blake Snyder's Save the Cat.  The cards have been painstakingly transcribed below.

1. early Thursday Morning
     Waiting for Ms. Eastman to open the Band Room, I'm flashed by burnette girl with huge and perky breasts. (Mykel)
     When Bandroom is opened, we go to the girl's bathroom: titti fuck + blo-job.  Then she rides me.  A longblack haired sophmore walks in on us, after Mykel finishes, Andrea has her turn.
     After I helped Mykel and Andrea sort out their clothes and get dressed, they left, and as I pull on my shirt, (my dick still hangin' out) Elizabeth

2. walks in.  "Hello," I say, "Hellooo" she said putting her finger in her mouth.  She takes off her shirt, tackles me and we make out while strips the rest of the way, and then we go at it.  I cupped her big round tits as she road me, legs wrapped around my waist.  When I got out of the bathroom Band was over and conference hour had begun.  I walked into the hallway and there was Alicia, the Flute section leader.  She hugged me from the side, and whispered in my ear.  "That's 3 girls now, won't you fuck me too?"  She put her hand down my pants  as she said this.  I put my

3. arm around her waist and grabbed her butt, with my other hand I grabbed her perky breast and kissed her neck, "Why not?" She took her hand out of my pants and unbuttoned them, I took my hand off her boob and undid her shirt and pants in turn.  Her pants fell off and she climbed onto me wrapping her legs around me and my prick slipped in.

A special thanks to Sean M. for sharing these note cards.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Jazz and Big Band Shock Rockers


Since neither jazz nor shock rock can be considered dead musical genres, the inevitable cross-pollination has occurred.  Be on the lookout for these up-and-comers that are sure to send your parents into a tizzy:

Scab Scalawag

Charles Mangle-Us

Felonious Skunk

Puke Skellington

Ferdinand “Belly Hole” Rigor Mortis

Pus Brown

Friday, June 3, 2011

Lovecraftian Prophecy Comes True

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.


                           --The Necronomicon, dude.

Dr. Jack Kervorkian, 1928-2011